Saturday, May 8, 2010

Don't be lame!

Cool: Hand forged ironware
Lame: Cast chinese pot metal

Cool: Faded Levis and leather bomber jacket
Lame: Capris and fleece vest

Cool: Historical reenacting
Lame:Scrapbooking

Cool: Glocks
Lame: Hi Point

Cool: Iron Man
Lame: Steel Magnolias

Cool: 1968 Mustang
Lame: Prius, any year

Cool: Chef Gordon Ramsey
Lame: Rosie Odonnel

Cool:Hit-Girl
Lame: Nancy Drew

Cool: Red Dwarf
Lame: Dr. Who

Cool: Lewis and Clark
Lame: Zebulon Pike

Cool: Bonsai trees
Lame: Macrame' plant hangers

Cool: Whopper
Lame: Crustable

Cool: Brain-tanned buckskin
Lame: PETA

Cool: Casting lead bullets
Lame: Making paper footballs

Cool: Lost
Lame: Lost

Cool: Road trips
Lame: Waiting for a bus

Cool: Lightsabres
Lame: Numchucks

Cool: Brian M.' girlfriend
Lame: Dave W.'s ex wife

Cool: War and Peace
Lame: Crime and Punishment

Cool: Dogs
Lame: Cats

Cool: Wheel of Time
Lame: Twilight

Cool: Ronald Reagan
Lame: Barrack Hossein Obama

Cool: Top hats
Lame: Derbys

Cool: A magician that can make the Statue of Liberty dissapear
Lame: A magician who can pull a quarter from your ear

Cool: Ripping off a Las Vegas casino a la Oceans 11
Lame: Shoplifting

Cool: Harleys
Lame: Vespas

Cool: Flintlocks
Lame: Tasers

Cool: Food storage
Lame: Food stamps